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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Porno Cards

I spent an evening at Sarah's apartment taking part in a drinking game with pornographic playing cards we called 'Tits or Vag.' It went like this,
"Tits or Vag?"

"Tits."
If vag was the focus, we had to drink.

You could also play with the color of lingerie, or the theme in the male-centric deck(Cowboy, biker, etc.). I started with champagne, may have had some vodka, or rum- don't remember- but I know I ended with strawberry daiquiri. Audra kept topping my glass off.
I had more cigarettes that night than I'd ever had in a week. Woke up with my lungs burning and throat sandpapered.
Before everyone else, I stumbled over to the Dollhouse and promptly blacked out. I woke up an hour or so later under my winter coat, shivering. At some point, Paddy and Audra's roommate threw a purple Mighty Ducks fleece blanket over me, but still I shook. I tried to sleep with my arms wrapped tight around me, and chin tucked into my chest. Finally, I did. Only in short spurts, however.
It was so cold, I dreamed of blankets in a pile next to me, only to awaken, freezing, to find a dark, silent house with no blankets to be found.
I rose the next morning at 7 AM, cramped from shivering and straining into myself for warmth, and unable to talk. I got to the Dining Hall on campus and ate a bagel and drank a glass of orange juice only to throw it all up in the bathroom sink. I remember the brightness of my orange vomit on the white porcelain as a girl emerged from the pink stall behind me.
The world was still a little shaky, but made it to my 8 AM Geography lecture, anyway.
No More Rock N Roll.


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But I have promises to keep.
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And miles to go before I sleep."
-'Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening'
Robert Frost