Extraadulterous Affair

I helped a guy cheat on his girlfriend when he failed to inform me that a "complicated situation with his ex" meant that they were 100% dating. Thankfully, I found out before we had sex... and broke it off a week later.
No More Rock N Roll

Costume Success

Last night, I went to a costume party. Several things happened.
Upon meeting me, a girl screamed "I love lesbians!!!" in my face.
Once, I made a mistake with a guy. That guy was at said party, and he grabbed me around the waist, and proceeded to nuzzle my face and neck until I put my palm firmly to his face and backed him on up. Later, he tried to hit on "I love lesbians" girl. She asked if she should be flirting with him, I told her the truth. Cockblock successful.
N. M. R. N. R.

Pound it Out

Two nights ago, my drummer played a show with a swollen ankle and a blood infection, and I was too much of a wimp to scream into the microphone.
N.M.R.N.R.

Like a Virgin

Last week, I was dumped by an 18 year-old virgin for not putting out.
After 2 weeks.
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Double Time

I got two-timed with an 18 year old by a 26 year old that's worked at Walmart for 8 years.
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