I helped a guy cheat on his girlfriend when he failed to inform me that a "complicated situation with his ex" meant that they were 100% dating. Thankfully, I found out before we had sex... and broke it off a week later.
No More Rock N Roll
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Costume Success
Last night, I went to a costume party. Several things happened.
Upon meeting me, a girl screamed "I love lesbians!!!" in my face.
Once, I made a mistake with a guy. That guy was at said party, and he grabbed me around the waist, and proceeded to nuzzle my face and neck until I put my palm firmly to his face and backed him on up. Later, he tried to hit on "I love lesbians" girl. She asked if she should be flirting with him, I told her the truth. Cockblock successful.
N. M. R. N. R.
Upon meeting me, a girl screamed "I love lesbians!!!" in my face.
Once, I made a mistake with a guy. That guy was at said party, and he grabbed me around the waist, and proceeded to nuzzle my face and neck until I put my palm firmly to his face and backed him on up. Later, he tried to hit on "I love lesbians" girl. She asked if she should be flirting with him, I told her the truth. Cockblock successful.
N. M. R. N. R.
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"The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep.
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep."
-'Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening'
Robert Frost
But I have promises to keep.
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep."
-'Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening'
Robert Frost