I Know a Secret

*His final response was "haha ohh".
**Based on a true story.
NMRNR

Endgame.

I broke off my 3-month relationship with a guy last week. I haven't heard from or seen him in 2 of those 3 months.
Now his best friend has called or texted me everyday. He finally cornered me on Facebook chat.
The guy attributed my 3-day cold symptoms and break-up to PMS.
Then told me he didn't know me well-enough to make jokes.
N.M.R.N.R.

Rock N Roll Weekend

I was stranded for 24 hours in Rhinelander, WI. Upon returning to my hometown, I was promptly gotten drunk while watching "nip/tuck" with friends, after which I absolutely stumbled home.
However, I totally got some play.
High fives all around... not looking forward to this hangover.

A Very Drunk Month

I was going through some of my party songs, recently. I don't listen to them, anymore, because I don't drink anymore. However, it made me realize 2 things:

1)Hey, Miranda! Remember that month we partied every night? Me, either.

There's a about a month in my life that is a blur- the whole thing's a haze of drunken stupor and not enough sleep. I recall that I was drunk every night for at least 2 weeks straight, and having party hopped, though the people and places are now one big blur. But, hey, I wasn't doing anything better with that month (I think).

2) Can't remember. Was too drunk.

No More Rock N Roll