Like a Virgin

Last week, I was dumped by an 18 year-old virgin for not putting out.
After 2 weeks.
No More Rock N Roll

Double Time

I got two-timed with an 18 year old by a 26 year old that's worked at Walmart for 8 years.
No More Rock N Roll

Quickie, Part 2

I had sex with my boyfriend a second time.
This time it lasted 7 seconds.
"I beat my record,"
he said. Then demanded I let him go to sleep.
N.M.R.N.R.

Quickie

I waited an unheard-of month to have sex with my boyfriend, because we wanted it to mean something.
It lasted 5 seconds.
N.M.R.N.R.